I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms
I RUB MY DICK ON XP€N$IV $H1T
When you get caught sending that banana deep throat selfie Snapchat at work.
It’s funny because Americans wont get it
this is killing me. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
It’s a fucking chip in the glass. I’m american btw